the ultimatest rp ever to ultimate

kitty
"anything you want really, kit, kitten, lord farquad, tiger.." i trailed off and smiled at her. i sat next to her, who has sofas this big?, stealing a couple chips from the bowl.

Ellie
So he does smile. I smiled back at him and nodded "Good, good." I replied, I make a note to start work after three, since then there is a lot less risk of earthquakes caused by Zachariah. Pen lines across the page just annoy me.

Amelia
"True." I hope we can make our talking and/or bonding less forced as time goes by, I would like to get to know you more.

(isaac, we all know it wont be long before tate gets a new boyfriend)
Andrew
"Same with sisters. Are they much younger? Or won't it be long before they are on this show themselves?" I'm finding this guy easy to talk to. At least he hasn't called me emo like the rest of them.

Luce
"Kit is cute", I said and attacked the chips. If nothing, this show has food. Oh wait, I said that already. Worth repeating.

Zach
"So what do you do?" Socialising, dad, see, I can do it. Of course, I haven't done it in the last twenty five years of my life, but who's stopping me now?

Benedict
"It's only the matter of time I find a place with no cameras on it and spend most of my time in it", I said.

Isaac
"No, they're nine and eleven, they won't be on this show any time soon. Yours?" It wasn't the most pleasant feeling, the crush beginning to form. A crush I'd do nothing about because seriously. We're all straight here.

kitty
"i agree" i said, taking a few more chips, "careful, we dont want you choking on them" i referred to how fast she was eating.

Ellie
"I'm a writer, or at least try to be" I shrugged lightly. Hey I liked my job, it meant the hours were flexable and I didn't have to go an meet obnoxious coworkers everyday.

Amelia
I raised an eyebrow slightly. "And what would you be doing in there?" I asked, teasingly before adding quietly; "Try the bathroom cubicles, I think there is a rule where they can't film you in there"

Andrew
"Little older than yours, they're twelve, twins so they're same age." I replied, why was he talking to me? Those two girls on the sofa they are pretty, he could flirt with them.

Luce
"Oh, trust me. I'm a major in eating, I wouldn't choke on anything." But I choked at that comment."I hope the guys here didn't hear this.

Zach
"Writer of?" There was only one area of writing I was interested in, and I was sure she didn't write that.

Benedict
"Might as well." No way. Ridiculous thought. The only reason I'd be hiding in the bathroom would be if I was with somebody, and that won't happen any time soon. I looked at Amelia. Hm. Hold that thought.

{nu isaac no flirt with girls}
Isaac
"So do you all live in America or?" His accent was so cute I was at loss for words. Well, not literally, but you get me.

kitty
i laughed, then turned to look around the guys "i think theyre all to involved in their own little conversations"

Ellie
"Fiction, teen stuff mainly, since that's easier to write" I shrugged lightly, I did hope one day to write something as exception as Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings, but I believe that day is very far away.

Amelia
"Mm, could smell a bit though. You'll just have to find a place where you can remove the wires from the cameras and lock the camera people out" I replied, with a small smile.

Andrew
"Yeah, we do. Moved here a few years back, just before I graduated High School." I want to go back to Australia, I prefer it there. Maybe he could fit in my suitcase so I can take him with me.

Luce
"Thank god. I'm not perverted. I swear", I told her and continued the battle: Lucinda vs Salty Chips. Begin!

Zach
I frowned a bit. "Isn't that for mentally limited by mentally limited?" I asked. There's nothing wrong with that particular field, but I have no respect for it whatsoever.

Benedict
"That's always a possibility. First lesson in the police, if there's wires included, get scissors", I said in my faint attempt to be funny.

Isaac
"And how do you like it here? I was born in Vermont, and I can tell you it's great there." If only he'd open up more, without me asking all the questions.

kitty
"what made you join up for this show?" i asked her, still amused by ow fast she was eating the chips.

Ellie
I laughed slightly at that comment, "If you're going by that logic shouldn't you be a fucking ugly guy with giant bottle glasses and buck teeth and you always wear a lab coat in case of a science emergency?"

Amelia
I grinned at him, "I always thought first lesson of the police is to always have a box of doughnuts"

Andrew
"We haven't really travelled out of Ossian, and from what I can see there, Australia is better" I replied, why is he asking all the questions, I want to know more about him. "Is Vermont your favourite place in America?"

Luce
"My friends made me, but I have no complaints. You?" I can already see myself trending on Twitter, and that's something I'd love to be able to see, but it seemed they cut off my internet in this house.

Zach
"Am I not the stereotypical scientist you imagined in your head? Hell", I pointed at Benedict and Amelia, "they think I'm Sherlock, and Sherlock's not the most unattractive person on this planet, I heard."

Benedict
"I don't know in which company you work, but in mine, we've got a bit more class than that", I said, but couldn't help but smile.

Isaac
"No, I'm a New York boy myself. I've applied to the New York photography school, so hopefully, I'd be spending my time there", I told him. Again, me, with that word, hopefully.

kitty
"i love this show. i've been hoping to sign up for a few years now" i shrugged.

Ellie
"Hm. I think they're onto something there. You do have his curly hair" I noticed, hm, I think they are quite correct. Zachariah certainly isn't the most unattractive person I've ever met.

Amelia
I laughed slightly, it was easy to relax and chat in Benedict's company. "Oh does that mean you have scones and tea instead?"

Andrew
"Oh, it would be an amazing experience if they accepted you. What do you photograph?" I asked, placing one of my legs over the other as I studied the boy.

Luce
"Why didn't you come earlier? Were you just waiting for the right crew to appear, like", I started pointing around the room. "The grumpy chemist and the happy writer, two British police workers who are probably on a mission to kill us all, and the two who will deny they're in love FOREVER, and, of course, the queen", I flicked my hair from my face in a grand gesture.

Zach
I scowled. "I don't have his hair, I have my hair!" I didn't come all the way here to be insulted!

Benedict
"No", I smiled. I'm acting a role here. I'm happy and cheerful and relaxed. It was a role which was particularly enjoyable, but not appreciated in my business. "We do make people who do paperwork make us omelettes sometimes, because there are times when we don't leave our offices for days."

Isaac
Okay, that leg crossing can't be straight. Give me a sign. "Anything. Literally anything. If I have my camera and I feel like it, I will take a picture of it. Not really professional, but that's what I do. What about you?"

kitty
"just havent been lucky enough to be selected" i shrugged simply, smiling lightly at her. "though the queen being here is a bonus"

Ellie
"Well shit. His hair looks slightly similiar to your hair" I replied, okay this guy can be easily offended.

Amelia
"Oh, that must be bad. Omelettes can be awful if made by the wrong person" I replied, I'm thankful I'm not in the paperwork department. It's too boring.

Andrew
"I garden, mostly flowers. I'm planning to set up my own florist some day." I said, smiling lightly. Ha, the guy with an emo appearance who loves flowers. Must be quite ebtertaining.

Luce
"We can share the throne, if you wish, but I have a feeling we won't be the ones this season will be focused on", I told her.

Zach
"For a writer, I'd guessed you'd be a bit smarter than that", I said. There go your dreams of having a sensitive chemist on your show.

Benedict
"If the food isn't good, they get fired, so the odds are in my favour", I shrugged. It was so unusual, not to be alarmed at all times, to be able to let go of control for once.

Isaac
"That's... so unexpected and totally cool. Talk to me about that." Are you kidding me this dude works with flowers.

kitty
"looking these lot, probably not" i shrugged, "all the more entertainment for us"

Ellie
"I apologise for disappointing you; Zachariah" I stuck my tongue out at him, is this guy for real. Heis interesting though.

Amelia
"Oh poor them. You seem the type to be very strict on what food you like." I replied.

Andrew
"Well... I have always loved them, they're so pretty and all have their own meanings. Like the daisy, they mean innocence" Ah he has got me rambling now, "Each flowee is unique and beautiful. The makers of this show didn't allow me to bring my orchid"

Luce
"I don't really mind that. I know I brought my phone, so taking pictures of them and selling them to magazines or start my own website seems and option. 'My life in love-struck Hollywood', except we're not in Hollywood", I mused out loud.

Zach
"It's not disappointment if I didn't expect anything from you", I admitted.

Benedict
"No, not really. I'm grateful for any food I get, because most of my life is work work work, sleep work", I felt like I sounded like I was complaining, but I wasn't. I like my job.

Isaac
"That's too cute." You're too cute. But I wasn't going to say that out loud, now, was I? Just saying the word 'cute' is crossing the line, why shatter it? "Hey, maybe once we could collab, my pictures of your flowers."

{because that's not deja vuish}

kitty
"thats a great idea" i noticed nodding, "ill tag along and get half the credit" i added, smirking lightly.

(rude zach)
Ellie
"Well, I am glad I'm not a disappointment since you didn't expect anything" I replied, okay he is very hard work.

Amelia
"Do you like that though? Busy busy busy? Or are you lazy?" I asked, my job was certainly not lazy. I only enjoyed it though if I was working with the right person. I wouldn't mind working with Benedict, well if he worked in my field of work anyway.

Andrew
I did flush slightly at that comment, I don't tell anyone about my flowers usually, as I get called even nore of a gayboy. But Isaac seems okay with it so I'll happily team up with him. "Sounds like a great idea" I smiled.

Luce
"Wait. 'Our lives in love-struck Hollywood." I can't even believe how well this was all working out. They couldn't have picked better people to be on this show. Well, they could have replaced Sherlock, but besides that.

Zach
"I am bewildered by the fact that you're still talking to me, most people would just give up", I admitted.

Benedict
"I love it. I mean, I could never be the type who falls into a routine and knows what his day will be before he opens his eyes. I like the excitement." This girl knows too much. She must be removed.

Isaac
"Oh my god", I exclaimed and threw my hand onto his lower arm. "You smile! Oh my god, we have to get that on camera, I don't know how often this happens but I'm happy to marvel in the product."

kitty
"the girl talking to him seems pretty transfixed, i think they chose perfect people."

Ellie
"As you can see, everyone else has a talking partner" Now that 'Never gonna give you up' song is running through my head. Great.

Amelia
"I thought you were an intern. Surely the life of an intern isn't that thrilling" I bumped his arm playfully. It is nice to meet those who love their job.
Andrew
I smiled again, I couldn't help it. His hand was warm and comforting on my arm, I hoped he didn't let go any time soon. "In case you haven't noticed, there are plenty of cameras around here."

Luce
"But he'll be an ass towards everybody else, I think they screwed that one up", I said. "There's a glitch in the Matrix. But, still, Out of, what, eight people, one has to be a bit off.

Zach
"I heard that", I said to the girls who were obviously gossiping their faces off. "Yeah, go talk to them", I told to the blonde girl. "No need to be here."

Benedict
"Well. That's what they all say." It would be for the best if I remembered what lies I tell, that way I won't forget to whom I lie in what way.

Isaac
I snorted. "No, real cameras. Ones that take photographs, not videos. These aren't worth the attention." Whilst some people (specifically Andrew) were worth the most attentiony attention they can get.

kitty
i hummed in agreement. glancing at the two before stealing some chips, "lots of entertainment to be had"

Ellie
"Mm, nah. They seem happy enough." I am still not giving this guy up yet. "So why'd you enter the show?" I asked.

Amelia
I smiled at him, "It is good you enjoy your job. No matter what it is"

Andrew
"Did you bring your camera?" His snort was cute, is that possible? "Or least some photos you took? I'd love to see them" And spend more time with you, listening to every story behind each photo.

Luce
"Noo get your own chips", I complained and pushed her away, laughing.

Zach
"My college friends like to make bets with ridiculous stuff. I was in this before I could realise I said yes", I told her and crossed my arms. Some people hate me sometimes. I don't know why.

Benedict
"Do you? I mean, do you enjoy your job?" It was fascinating how occupying she was, after I put the whole 'oh dear lord she has red hair' thing aside.

Isaac
"Of course, I have most of them on the memory card. But you don't want me showing them to you, I would steal your entire day just by talking." Actually that's a great idea.

kitty
"but the kitchen is at least a hundred yards away, and that bowl is inches." i replied stealing more chips before she could stop me.

Ellie
"So, if you endure this, you get money? Not bad, don't worry, your time here should fly." I said, looking at Zachariah.

Amelia
"Oh, I do. Yeah. Depends who I'm working with. Get someone shit, you're screwed" I shrugged, "Mainly the people are okay, but they just don't, erm, click with me. Does that make sense?" You click. You join me.

Andrew
"I'd like nothing more" I smiled at him, oh wait, that sounds weird, "If it is okay with you, of couse" I hastily added, I didn"t want to class aa a creep already.

Luce
"No need to be so lazy, sheesh!" I told her and put the bowl away, right on the lap of Sherlock. I was sitting between Kitty and him nevertheless, the bowl had to end up somewhere.

Zach
"Hey, get off", I told the two girls who can't do anything but gossip and annoy. And why did they have to annoy me?"Time flies based on the company and the level of occupancy with the surroundings", I said.

Benedict
"Oh, I mainly work alone. It's much easier than having to edit yourself to everyone you ever work with", I said.

Isaac
"That's great!" Now we're talking. I grinned widely (and a bit wildly) at him. "See, this is how a human conversation works", I taught him.

kitty
"i am not reaching over there. he might bite" i complained, pouting, still wanting crisps.

Ellie
"I can tell you're not a social person" I said, "You could learn a new talent; knitting maybe"

Amelia
"Ah, I should try it sometime, might help. Having some extra does make a few jobs easier." I have a feeling Benedict is more than he's letting on. But I'm not being entirely truthful about my job, he could be doing the same.

Andrew
His smile, God I don't care what you think about us gays, but this guy is worth sinning for. "Thank you teacher, you've taught me well. I shall try developping what you've taught me by talking to others. But not now"

Luce
"Ha. Success!" I exclaimed and kept eating chips. If he bites, the other girl will protect me because us girls stick together.

Zach
"Why the hell would I learn knitting, in which was is that a useful thing to do in your free time?" I asked, uncomfortable with Luce getting so comfortable around me.

Benedict
I shrugged, "I don't know, my job is easier when you're either alone or with the partner you know as much as the back of your eyelids.

Isaac
"No, no, no, no, you're talking to me now, mister." There go all my hopes in playing a role of a stereotypical cute guy who flirts with girls. "So. Talk to me about yourself. I already know family, so tell me about friends and other types of relationship."

kitty
"nope. dont like you anymore." but within a second i came up with a plan. i stood up, grabbed the bowl off sherlocks lap and ran away from the sofa "sucker!"

Ellie
"it was the first thing that came to mind. But you could knit a really cute scarf" I said, teasing this guy might be a fun thing todo. Anyway knitting would suit him. His brow furrowed in concentration as he delicately makes a misshapen jumper.

Amelia
"I don't spend enough time with my coworkers to know them that well." Could I get to know you like that? I would really like that. Knowing every perfection and flaw of a person, every love and hate, their pastand their present and going with them to find the future is a relationship I want to achieve, even if relationships are hard in my line of work.

Andrew
"Don't really have any friends nor any relationships, lost them as soon as I graduated. Which," hm, if I phrase this right I could find out some good stuff about this guy. "is good for you and anyone else here" That was too forward. You phrased that terribly, great going Drew. "Shoot, that sounds bad. I didn't mean to make it sound like that, damnit. Teacher, your lessons in how to converse failed me" I complained. I possibly outed myself within the first hour.