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Zach
"I'm not the talking type", I said and looked away from her.

Benedict
I'm hiding from people who want me dead. Yeah, not a good thing to say. "Same", I answered simply. She could stop staring at me any time she wishes.

(a zach phrase i see)

Andrew
I didn't want to be here. Why did I even come here. With my earphones plugged in my ears I walked into the first door I found. There were people already in here, so I found a separate chair and settled myself down on it, socialising was not something I was planning to do even if it was the main part of this 'show'.

Amelia
"So, Mr Bennett" I rested my head on my palm. "Does Benedict spend his days snorting drugs, chasing after hot chicks or does he have a job?"

{yes}

Luce
This was exhilarating. I waved at the camera. "Hi Leo, hi Tara, hi hi hi!" All my friends could see me on the national telly. It was heartwarming AND SO UTTERLY AWESOME AT THE SAME TIME. "Hello people!" Now, if I walked in on some lazy, no good idiots who just sat down and TALKED when there was a pool just outside, even though it's September, I just can't.

Benedict
"Yes. Benedict does exactly that." I rolled my oh so not beloved eyes. "I work as a New Scotland Yard intern." More like the opposite.

Zach
"Of course they're all so into their conversation, they're both English", I muttered.

kitty
ah, new people again. the one who sat down seemed too out of it for me, so i glanced up to the happy person. see we need more people like her rather than dye grumps here and the birds over there. im not even going to comment on emo. "hey!" i said, grinning at the girl.

Amelia
"So you get to meet detectives? Have you met Sherlock Holmes yet, apparently he's quite the looker" I smiled at him, it was hard not to. I wanted to stare at him, admiring the masterpiece of art that was his face, [I'm putting bets on his body being even better].

Luce
"I'm afraid to ask, but who are the love birds?" I asked the BLUE AND PURPLE girl and immediately got a pillow in my face.

Benedict
I threw a pillow at the girl who looked like she was from Hawaii and returned to Amelia. "I haven't met Sherlock Holmes, because I think he's been dead for quite a number of years. On top of that, he isn't real. Though, the curly headed bloke is a possible choice. Did I hear him being a chemist?"

Zach
Being compared to Sherlock Holmes is at the same time flattering and unnerving.

kitty
"ones benedict, the other is amelia. they are quite cute, arent they?" i squeaked quietly, watching the two, grinning broadly. "do you know about the emo guy?"

Andrew
Earphones why can't they mask every thing. "Not emo" I said to them, I'm not emo. Just, refrained.

Amelia
"We need to get a deerstalker for him. Does anyone have a deerstalker? We need to make Zachariah Sherlock Holmes" I said, glancing at Zachariah for a second before looking back at Benedict.

Luce
"Except the fact he just said he wasn't emo, no." I shrugged. This girl, I like this girl. We'll become friends in no time, as long as she keeps the enthusiasm.

Zach
"No, fuck off", I replied and looked at the guy with dyed hair. I glanced at Kitty. "You know what, he only gives points to my theory that everyone has dyed hair. I don't care. It's illuminati."

Benedict
"I'm afraid of this show and we haven't even aired yet", I confessed.

kitty
"is your hair dyed too then?" i asked, raising an eyebrow, "then your theory will possibly will be correct as long as benedicts and my friend heres is dyed"

Amelia
"You're going to be here for quite a while, just embrace it and try to live through it" I said tohim, shrugging slightly.

Luce
"What theory, explain to the stupid child", I required from the blue and purple girl, which really needed a name at this point.

Zach
"My hair isn't dyed", I said. "Why would I dye it black, I'm not emo." I added, looking at the guy with headphones.

Benedict
I just sighed. What else could I do, I'm going to be dead in half a week if they kept on this intern teasing and private jokes and stuff.

Isaac
"Hello?" I called as I walked into the house. The smart crew had locked me in the pool changing booth and I'd spent the last fifteen minutes trying to get out while they laughed in the background. Lucky for me, I'm not all that big, so I managed to slip under it. I could hear my siblings watching this and laughing.

kitty
"this genius believes every in this room has dyed hair. but i dont believe amelias is" i said, nodding to the redheaded girl.

Andrew
"Not emo" I complained loudly.

Amelia
"You alright?" I asked him, changing my sitting position, allowing me to see around the room better.

Ellie
I got lost. This place isn't even big and I got lost. It's definitely the best way to start this thing off. I found one room filled with people and happily walked inside, glad to not be alone.

Isaac
"Literally what. Is anybody in here?" I turned to my camera crew who were still red from the laughter party from earlier. "Am I the first?" Shaking of heads. "You're no help." Nodding. I took big steps away from them.

Luce
"Fair point, except I don't, and he doesn't, and Sherlock Holmes doesn't and that's about it", I said.

Benedict
"Yes, I'm fine. It's not what I expected, I expected something different out of this, but yeah. I'm good", I told her. Anything that gives me the excuse to look at her.

Zach
"Yo!" I called out to the girl who appeared in the room. "Is your hair dyed?"

('big steps' instead of hobbit steps theyre dwarf)

kitty
"that makes majority not having dyed hair, ha, sherlock you failed."

Amelia
"What did you expect it to be?" I asked him, my attention purely back on him.

Ellie
"What. Oh yeah. Why?" That was the strangest greeting I've had. I walked over to them, confused.

Luce
"Wait, so who's Sherlock now, the guy who looks like Sherlock or the guy who speaks like Sherlock?" I asked. My, I'd need to write those names down.

Benedict
"I'm guessing much more uptight and fancy. Instead we have two girls squealing, one arsehole, me and you. Oh, and those two", I pointed at the ridiculously short lad who just sat on the separate chair close to the emo one who had dyed hair. Whose name I failed to register.

Zach
"It's Illuminati", I explained and gestured her to sit down. "You're proving my theory that everyone has dyed hair in this cast of characters.

Isaac
I waved at the boy who listened to his music. Everyone else seemed to be in some sort of a conversation and it was too uninteresting to just sit down and do nothing. "Hi!" Besides, the boy was cute.

kitty
"he looks, acts and talks like sherlock. even though his name belongs to a dick of an angel. I mean zachariah was a bastard in supernatural." i replied, then grinned, "they are very similar, our zachariah just needs to podge up and bit and lose his locks"

Amelia
"I didn't think the camera crew would be so persistent" I admitted, with a quick glance around the room.

Ellie
"Have you asked the camera crew if their hair is dyed? It could prove your theory more, since they are technically part of the crew" I replied, sitting next to the guy.

Andrew
The boy made me jump and I pulled my headphones out. Aren't the other people more interesting to talk to? "..Hello" The other sofas are comfier too.

Zach
"I haven't. In fact, I would, but they wouldn't reply. It's in their contract to shut up. That's why I could never be a camera operator", I said.

Luce
"He doesn't talk like Sherlock. Sherlock is British", I complained and got up. "Hey, anybody want some chips? Or crisps, for the non-Americans who have nothing to do on this show.

Benedict
"Just because we're British doesn't mean we're ignorant", I replied. "Oh, it's persistent enough. Any more would be too much, believe me."

Isaac
"I'm Isaac", I said with a smile. "You?" No need to be so open, sheesh. But maybe (hopefully) he was going through the same thing as me, considering the homophobic host of this show. Hopefully. And I don't say that lightly, he was so cute, but the host, when he talked to me about this show, had asked (I just hope he asked everybody this question) if I was gay. My reply was the 'of course not and a snort', but maybe the boy had said yes and had been asked to tune down the gay, so that's why he wasn't speaking. Hopefully. But that was just my brain creating theories.

(cali hardly shuts up how did he become a cameraman)

Ellie
I laughed slightly, "I'm guessing being a cameraman wasn't a job you were dreaming to do when you were younger?"

kitty
"he uses the words sherlock would use" i replied, "do you need help carrying food stuff in?"

Amelia
"There are already is much" I said, shaking my head, but smiled. "Great thing to show the kids if/when you have them" I'm not allowed kids. I probably wouldn't be able to stand them anyway. My job is strict on things like this. No relationships. No getting pregnant. No kids. It's like I'm not allowed to do anything. Oh wait, I'm not.

Andrew
I glanced up at the boy, instantly spotting his smile. It was one of those contagious sorts of smiles. I would love to see a full blown grin from him. He'd probably be able to melt the heart of anyone with that. "Andrew" I replied, lifting my eyes to study the rest of his face. He was cute, he could probably get any girl he wanted with a wink of his eye.

{he's in it for the boys}

Luce
"Yes please. Private conversation mode activate", I pulled her up and walked over to the kitchen. "Hey, so what's your name?"

Zach
"No, not at all. It's not interesting, really {CALI GASPS AND THROWS A FREDDIE INTO ZACHS FACE}. I'd rather direct a movie, but not even that job sounds appealing", I shrugged.

Benedict
"Oh, God no. Kids? You plan to make kids on this show?" I asked. "Have you never heard about privacy?" I could hear the Americans laughing at the way I say privacy. Screw them. Besides, just the thought of children is ridiculously like a punch in the throat.

Isaac
I smiled more. "Oh, so you can converse. I'm glad." He'd be an interesting person to talk to, if he only made his sentences a bit longer. "So what got you in here?"

kitty
"im kitty, what about you?" i wanted to know more about this girl. i may just found my new best friend. #happiestdayoflifesofar.

(he would get rid of freddie that easily? #offended :c)
Ellie
"So what do you find appealing?" I asked, this guy seemed nice. Probably not the nicest person I've ever met but I think I could get on with him okay.

Amelia
I laughed slightly, "Oh, God, no. That'd be a nightmare for me, little kids running around" And I would get fired. No thank you.

Andrew
His smile was too much. Too cute. "As sad as it sounds, my mother made me. Thought I would be able to find the right girl" I glanced around the room and made a snort of protest. They just don't cut it for me. The questionnaire that I had to answer to enter this thing, or more mother filled it in for me, asked if I was gay. Mother obviously said no. Ha, how wrong she is.

Luce
"Lucinda. Luce. Lucy. Beautiful. Whatever name rings your bell", I giggled and reached up for the chips and a bowl. Very well equipped, this show was.

{he loves him so much}
Zach
"Chemistry. Violin. Beanie bags. Cats. That's about it", I shrugged. Not a lot of things happened in my life, but when a thing happened, I went full on it and created an obsession.

Benedict
"A nightmare, or hell disguised as people. I don't understand how people can willingly have children", I shrugged and said that last part quietly. Who knows, people might disagree with me and continue to molest me throughout these few months.

Isaac
My smile faltered a bit. But okay. I wasn't in this for the boys (though it could have been a plus) "Oh, okay." That's it from me. If I can't flirt with him, then I had no interest in talking to him. Because I want to avoid the whole 'he's straight and I have a huge crush on him but he's my best friend' thing.

kitty
"i like your name, luce" i said, helping her grab some food to carry into the living room. "get cheese and onion, theyre my favourite"

Ellie
He likes cats that is cute. "So your job is to sit on a perodic table bean bag while playing the violin to cats?"

Amelia
"Mini demons, ready to wreck the home" Babies are okay, they're sweet and cute, but toddlers. Toddlers are like the chihuahuas of the human world, snapping and yipping at everything and anyone.

Andrew
His smile dropped slightly, that doesn't mean I have been staring at his lips. "Are you okay?" I aske, he had hardly spoken about himself and I wanted to know more about him.

Luce
"I like your name too." I looked up. "Shit, they only have the salt ones. Maybe someone's allergic so that's why they didn't put it. I like spicy ones", I said and opened the chips bag.

Zach
"No, my job is to create fuel for NASA. No, it's not. It would be cool though. I deal with explosives", I said.

Benedict
"Yes. Children were never an option with me." I'm pretty sure it was Howard's influence that I never have kids, because 'he'd have to take care of them and he's had his parenting'. Or it's just me.

Isaac
I put a smile back on. A fake one, but apparently nobody could tell the difference. "Yeah, of course I'm okay. I like your accent." What did we say about flirting, Isaac Knight?

kitty
"theyll have to do. almost as good anyway" i smiled at her "damn the allergic bunny"

Ellie
"Is that why the whole of NYC gets earthquakes so often, it is you messing with explosives?"

Amelia
"Mhm. Not even with the right person? Apparently it is s good way to bond" I almost laughed at that. I think making children is what makes the bonds.

Andrew
"Oh. Thanks. I like your.. erm.. Hair. Yeah. I like your hair" Isaac is the best looking person here that is for sure. The Sherlock guy scowls to much and the Benedict is smitten by the Amelia. The rest are girls which in nine year old boy terms are 'Eww-y' and smelly.

Luce
"Oh my god, bunnies, I love bunnies", I told her and skipped over to the living roon, nearly toppling over a cameraman. "So who wants chips or crisps or whatever?" I asked.

Zach
I grinned. "Yes. Most probably. I've broken more ribs than I'd like to admit." I like this girl. She, unlike others, didn't waste time on stupid compliments.

Benedict
"Children? Oh god no", I shook my head. "Bonding? That's a ridiculous and frankly terrifying thought."

Isaac
"Thanks." Okay that comment wasn't completely straight. I looked him up and down. He could swing both ways, but my hopes dislike being risen and smashed into the ground.

kitty
"im more of a ferret person" i replied randomly, then followed her into the room with a pout. "noo kitty want chips." my attempt to get them failed, quite frankly.

Ellie
"Don't do earthquakes while im trying to work, usually two pm til six. I keep slipping and it ruins the page" I replied, smiling at him slightly.

Amelia
"Wouldn't this be classed as 'bonding'" I did air quotes "We're getting to know eaxlch other aren't we?" I asked. I want to know more about him. As much as I could.

Andrew
"What got you in here?" I needed to ask him a few questions, get sone answers out of the boy. Maybe I could be very lucky and he could be like me. Ha mother sends me to get a girl and I return with a boy who is picture perfect.

Luce
"Too slow. Hey, what can I call you? I'm not saying I dislike the name Kitty, but it feels odd", I confessed and sat on the sofa next to Sherlock, which gained me a glare, but he focused back on his... whatever you call her.

Zach
"I work from eight till three, I think you're safe", I said and smiled. But I picked myself up soon enough. I don't smile to strangers, that's just stalkerish.

Benedict
"I wouldn't say so, no." I glanced at the cameras all around us. "It feels too forced to be real, to be honest with you."

Isaac
"Siblings love this show, and since they're too young, they decided that they want to send me into it", I said, smiling at the thought. It's a shame I won't be able to see them in such a long period of time, but since Tatiana is single at the moment, she could take care of them.