1x1 with Maggy and Hazel #2

"I offered you nothing. The early bird catches the worm,"Zach said.

Ellie Douglass
"I was here over three years before you. So I am the early bird. How nice of you"

"You left, sweetheart, so therefore I am the early bird. But the couch is more than free."Zach said opening his book again.

Ellie
I scowled at him. "How about we take it in turns?" I ask, looking back at the tv.

"Complicated. Now, why are you even watching this? Give me the remote,"Zach reached out to grab it.

Ellis
"but you're treading your book." I object, reaching for thru remote.

"But I am able to multitask and I hear the show so the stupidity of the show is lowering my IQ."Zach said.

Ellie
"How about I turn it down?" I ask, crossing my arms across my chest. "And its not that stupid"

"The pure philosophy of the show, obese mothers trying to force their poor children into beauty pagents and the glitter are making my mind rot. The remote,"Zach repeated a bit more firmly leaning forward

Ellie
"But that is the entertaining part! Haven't you ever seen honey booboo?" I asked, refusing to give him the remote.

Zach groaned loudly as he got up."Don't even let me start on Honey Boo Boo."He walked towatds the coffee table, to pick up the remote.

Ellie
"so you have heard of her. See to know her you must watch the show," I say, trying to stop him from changing the channel.

Zach shook his head."The commercials. Ever heard of those?"He asked trying to grab the remote.

Ellie
I scowled at him again. He could be really frustrating. "Toddlers and tiaras is better then whatever you'll put on, football or something"

"Do I really serm like a person to watch football? No. I was going to turn this off."Zach growled at her.

Ellie
"Looks can be deceiving." I say, still refusing to give him the remote.

"Yet you both look and actually are annoying,"Zach said.

Ellie
"Such a charmer. No wonder you have a girlfriend." I reply, still not giving him the remote.

Zach sat next to her ready to take the remote."I never said that I don't have one, remember?"

Ellie
"You never said you had one" I counter, still refusing to give him the remote.

"That's a Schrodinger's cat, darling. Don't asume anything. The remote, please."Zach asked politely one final time.

Ellie
I glared at him again. "What makes you think I would just give you the remote?" I ask, still refusing to give him the remote.

"Because, even though I nearly flunked PE I am still stronger and smarter than you."Zach said.

Ellie Douglass
"Yes you maybe stronger than me but what makes you think that you are smarter than me?" I say, tightening my grip on the remote.

Zach started laughing. He almost fell on the ground from laughing."Because, sweetheart, you can call me a child-now grown up-prodigy. I can't believe you don't know..."He cpntinued laughing.