noot and helga take 8

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: i hate to be a hipster, but you gotta love life more.

Aide chuckled quietly,
Lord Tubbington: But honey, what is there to love about life?

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: *waves* im open to be loved

Aide laughed a bit more at her comment,
Lord Tubbington: Perfect, you shall be the thing I love in life c;

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: ah, flattered once more. but church will forbid us being together, since im a lion and youre a potato.

(I headbutted the wall laughing, Ro you are too great)
Lord Tubbington: But who, in their right mind, follows the bible anymore?

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: not this girl here. im a self procclaimed buddhist.

Lord Tubbington: Buddhism is brilliant, my favourite of the main six religions.

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: yes. karma and balance and all that. what about you?

Lord Tubbington: No religion really, my parents weren't religious

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: mhm. i did a research a few years ago : if you werent religious four hundred years ago you could be set on fire by the pope. seriously.

(not actually, but close.)

Lord Tubbington: Oh wow, thank god I wasn't alive four hundred years ago

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: mhm, then you wouldn't be here making me company.

Lord Tubbington: I doubt we would have met, because computers weren't around in those days

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: was there life before computers?

Lord Tubbington: I think so, but it must of been so boring

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: probably. okay, if were gonna chat, you have to talk to me privately. friends? relationships? favourite pancake topping? you know, the important stuff.

Lord Tubbington: One friend, Ash, if I'm not counting you and I haven't had a girlfriend, favourite pancake topping has to be jam. Wbu?

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: well i have this thing called laptop, and hes my best friend and a datee at the same time. is datee a word? probably not. but the person i date is too long. fav topping is ice cream. you should try it. warm pancakes with nutella covered in cold vanilla icecream.

Lord Tubbington: Ooh is Mr. Laptop nice looking?
I shall try that one day, sounds nice but very unhealthy.

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: maybe.
it is extremely unhealthy.

(OMFG WHAT IN GOD'S NAME)
Lord Tubbington: Hot, totally would date if single, yo laptop I'm British, date me.

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: i dont think hes interested. but hey, id dump laptop if you did the martin freemam impression.

Lord Tubbington: I could definitely try, but talking isn't my forte

Rory ;;
ro-leigh: for martin you just do an ordinary british voice with a swear.
British swears. More like the hottest thing since volcanoes.