noot and helga take 8

Rory
"Well, it's weird. The guy who invented it must have thought that everyone on this world has an uncle named Bob." Pft. Brits. Can he not, I mean, he must have noticed that little bit of leftover nutella on his cheek. CAN. HE. NOT.

Adian
"Eh I don't kno-w, I've ne-ver had cha-nce t-o ask him." I shrugged theatrically, "Sto-p hogging th-e nutella" I complained, reaching out to get more.

Rory
Fuck it. "You have some nutella here, you little pig." I leant forward to - what? To kiss the nutella away? Is this how low I fell?

Adian
Wait. What's she doing? My eyes widened as she moved closer. What nutella? Where? The only nutella I know of is in my mouth. Well then. I leaned also leaned towards her, kissing her.

Rory
If I didn't jump like ten feet into the air then, I don't know what. "Oh my god! What are we doing?" I squeaked.

Adian
"Shit. What?" Wait, is that not what she intended? Did I over think what she was doing? Shit.

Rory
"What?" These human conversations are not my forte. I should have been an android. "Why did you kiss me? Why did I lean in for a kiss? What??"

Adian
I flushed, becoming flustered. "I'm sorry, I thought... I thought that was what you were doing. I'm sorry." She'll hate me now. Shit.

Rory
"I don't know what the fuck I'm doing", I confessed, and kissed him again. His response meant only that he wanted to kiss me. Only that. But if he was just being typically British nice, I was hit by a shitstorm.

Adian
Okay. This was slightly unexpected, but I'm certainly not disagreeing to it at all. Carefully, I kissed her back, as if worried she would break. She tasted like nutella, I like nutella.

Rory
"Well. Just another reason why I shouldn't have come to Britain, really." How do you kiss. Like, literally. What is this. I've never kissed anyone, how do you do this. "Now I might never leave. "I was pretty much a dead weight.

Adian
"I don't wa-nt you to leav-e" I interjected, this was giving me a perfect chance to study her face up closely. I don't know how I would react if she left now. Probably not well.

Rory
"I'm not leaving", I shook my head. "But if you plan on... this, whatever the fuck this is, you have to teach me. Teach me, senpai! Teach poor Rory how to kiss!"

Adian
I smiled at her, "Stutt-ering isn't a featu-re most don't like. I-I haven't kissed much" I replied, but leant in to kiss her anyway, we could learn together.

Rory
"Okay, let's do it like John and Sherlock should. Like Tentoo and Rose did. Like I've read in fanfiction. Let's", but it felt sort of natural, familiar, to wrap my hands around his neck, to put the nutella onto the table so I could be closer to him.

Adian
I moved my hands so they were resting on her hips. "I'm pretty sure John knew how to kiss." I replied, moving into another kiss. I smiled lightly, this is a brilliant way to be spending breakfast, I decided.

Rory
"Who's John, I'm John, I'm short and blonde and you're tall and smart", I told him and smiled. So this was it. The result. Years of chatting, and it all lead up to here. Kissing. We're like RST fanfics.

Adian
"Well. John." I deepened my voice in a failed attempt to make it baritone, "I deduce that you're talking too much"

Rory
"And I deduce we're fucking noobs at kissing", I giggled quietly, secretly. Because I don't usually giggle. I never giggle. Unless I'm on chat with this asshole. Fuck.

Adian
"Nuhuh. You don't deduce. You John" I replied, smiling brightly at her.

Rory
"And what does John say? Wow, brilliant Sherlock. That was, ..., brilliant!" And what seemed cute was a kiss on the nose, so I did that.