Performing for you 16#

Frederick
"Spoil sport. C'mon" I took his hand and dragged him in a part run towards the water.

Cali
No, I didn't miss the opportunity to check him out. But I stopped in my tracks as soon as we reached the edge of the sea."Fuck, it's cold", I whined

Frederick
"Weakling" I teased as I slowly walked into the sea, then standing stl for a few moments before my feet and ankles got used to the cold.

Cali
I crossed my arms across my ches. Yes, I checked him out again. Just cuz. "I'm not a weakling, I just have a brain. You're so going to get a cold."

Frederick
"Weakling" I repeated. I get a cupped handful at water and chuck it at his stomach, before quickly scrambling away from him, deeper into the water.

Cali
I yelped, loudly, like a goddamn puppy."Asshole!" I shouted at him, but with no intention to actually follow him.

Frederick
I laughed, turning to face him. "You'd know." The water just reached my knees now, the cold hardly noticable. "I could keep throwing water at you and what are you gonna do about it?"

Cali
"I am going to stand here until I get too cold and die, and then I will faint in a very Victorian manner, and I'll hit the rocks with my head. You'll have to carry my dead body out of the see and you'll lay me down on the sand and be sad because you lost the best fucking thing you ever had. That's what I'm gonna do", I explained.

Frederick
"If you expect me to drag your soggy arse out of the sea, you'd be wrong. Simiply because I'm not strong enough. But please don't do that; a dead Cali is a boring Cali" I replied.

(I facepalmed. Weaklings.)

Cali
I groaned."When I said a hot actor I meant strong actor, why can't you be Hugh Jackman?" I still didnt move from my spot. No way.

Frederick
"Because I'm practically perfect in every way and you would much prefer me to Jackman" I winked at him, using my fingers to swirl patterns into the water.

Cali
"I ruined you, where's the sweet and innocent squirrel which bantered a lot? It changed to this", I splashed him.

Frederick
"Why squirrel? They're hairy and have creepy teeth" I replied, after a small squeak of shock in surprise of the sudden water hitting me.

Cali
"Because squirrels seem like they might talk a lot if they could speak", I shrugged.

Frederick
"That doesn't change that they are hairy amd have funny teeth" I said, "Now, come here, the water is better if you're actually stood in it"

Cali
"That's impossible", I told him as I shuffled around in water. So, so cold. With no proof of it getting any better.

Frederick
"Mm, trust me" I hold out my hand for him, smiling at him brightly.

Cali
I frowned."That's so not fair, I don't trust the water", but did I trust him? With all I am. I didn't trust myself.

Frederick
"I doubt it can do much considering it's inanimate" I replied, watching Cali, happy to just stay like this even though not much was happening. Even talking senseless stuff with Cali was interesting.

Cali
Oh fuck it. They say third time's the charm? After looking him up and down for the final time, I made my decision. I ran towards him, splashing all around. I ran directly into his chest, pushing us both into the water.

Frederick
Not expecting the collision, I squeaked louder than before as we fell into the water. Unfortunately, the noise had made me breath in while under the water, causing me to cough and splutter.

Cali
"I drowned my Freddie", no I wasn't giggling like mad. I pulled him water instantly as I steadued myself."Is it salty enough?"

Frederick
After a few coughs, I replied with a "Ugh, too salty" I leant slightly against him, coughing a few more times before I could breath properly.

Cali
I smirked at him, though I couldn't really see him properly."This can't be good for my glasses."

Frederick
"I doubt it. The hinges might rust" I replied, shaking my head like a drenched dog to remove some water from it. "You do know that by killing me you won't magically get Hugh Jackman"